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Something silly I’ve been sitting on for a little bit. I like to think that Spain and Romano are so dirty when they dance together that it makes the Pope cry for weeks.
(via bossandhisman)

how about no
*cracks knuckles* Alright then, let’s write a rant today, this time about the Bad Touch Trio.
Shall we start with this ‘rapist’?
In criminal law, rape is an assault by a person involving sexual intercourse with another person without that person’s consent. Now, throughout this entire webcomic and anime, I have never seen France forcibly pinning a nation down against his/her will and fucking them. People cannot see the difference between his title of ‘the country of love’ and the criminal act that is rape. I hope people that call France that realise that he represents the population of France, and that they are insulting the majority of France’s occupants with this word. This is also make rape sound like a joke. It’s not a joke. People’s lives get ruined, day in, day out. Rape victims find it hard to move on, because it’s honestly traumatising. I’ve quoted this once, and I’ll quote it as many times as I want until people understand this.
This is a REAL quote from France from the anime:
“Love shouldn’t be forced on someone…unless they ask for it.”
“Shouldn’t be forced”. “Unless they ask for it”. Does this sound like someone that wants to rape you? Sure, France is flirtatious, and does like to be a bit hands-on. But that’s only because he appreciates your beauty, and in any case, you should be flattered…then you can politely reject him instead of screaming ‘rape’. (This is me referring to him as if he was actually real, please bear with me. I’ll get sanity back at one point). Basically, he sees beauty in all things, and would love to be closer to beauty and love. Wouldn’t we all?
Alright, time to move onto this ‘pervert’.
I don’t understand, frankly, why people call Prussia a pervert. Possibly because he’s said some inappropriate things to Hungary, I don’t know. Well, we should all know that he was quite naive about different genders when he was younger, as was Hungary (I think she thought herself as male, please correct me if she didn’t. It’s been a while since I’ve watched Hetalia). If he groped her by accident, then he wouldn’t have thought about it because he’d think she was male too. When he grew up, he understood the difference. If I recall, there was a scene where Hungary was gravely injured, and Prussia came to tend her wounds. Her shirt was cut open a bit, revealing her chest. Remember how embarrassed he looked? He was ashamed to see that - having spent most of his life around men, she’s awkward around ladies.
Here’s just another fact that people might be missing. Prussia’s very lively, likes to hug people and y’know, be awesome. Be a dude. So bear hugs, fist bumps, stuff like that, aren’t always neat. He may have accidentally touched something he didn’t mean to, but that’s the point - it’s an accident. If he really meant to, then I’m sure it was a tease, and he’d stop if you chastise him.
I don’t know what else to add to that.
So finally we have the ‘pedo’. Oh boy. I told people not to get me started on these things, but here I am, dishing out the rants.
Spain took a child Romano under his wing, that we all know. He was also over the moon. No, not because he could have all his shotacon dreams come true. Not so he could spy on Romano whilst he was getting changed. He just loved children. Apparently a grown man can’t say he likes kids without being called a pedo these days. Spain cherished Romano, how an older brother would cherish a younger, or a father/son. I don’t hear anyone calling England a pedo when he had America. It’s all “Ubububu, so kawaii!!11!”. Once these people see Spain and Romano, it’s “URGH WHAT A PEDO EWWWW!!!!1!!11” Alright, I dare you to call your dads pedos because they love you, and you’re a child.
Honestly, the way people link CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES to nations drives me around the freaking bend.
Rant over. Good day to you all.
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